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Envato ElementsBeing a non-drinker in a world that often revolves around alcohol can feel like navigating a minefield of unsolicited advice and repetitive questions. Whether it’s a social gathering, a family dinner, or a casual hangout with friends, the same tired phrases seem to pop up over and over again. So, for all you teetotallers out there, here’s a shoutout to the things you’re probably tired of hearing.
1. “Are you sure you don’t want just one drink?”
Yes, I’m sure. Just like you’re sure you don’t want to eat a plate of broccoli for breakfast. My drink of choice is water, soda, or maybe a fancy mocktail. It’s a personal preference, and I’m perfectly happy with it.
2. “You’re missing out on all the fun!”
Newsflash: fun isn’t exclusively found at the bottom of a beer bottle. I have plenty of fun without alcohol. I can dance, laugh, and make memories just like everyone else. In fact, I might even remember them better than you do the next morning.
3. “But how do you loosen up?”
I don’t need a substance to loosen up. I can relax and have a good time without altering my state of mind. Maybe I’ll crack a joke, strike up a conversation, or simply enjoy the company of good friends. There are plenty of ways to unwind without alcohol.
4. “Come on, live a little!”
I am living. I’m living a life that aligns with my values and choices. I’m living a life where I prioritise my health, well-being, and making clear-headed decisions. That sounds pretty lively to me.
5. “You’re so boring.”
This one’s a classic. Just because I don’t drink doesn’t mean I’m a dull, lifeless person. I have interests, passions, and a personality. I can be spontaneous, adventurous, and even a little wild. I just don’t need alcohol to fuel those qualities.
6. “You must have been a wild child.”
Source: Unsplash Nope, not necessarily. Some people choose not to drink for health reasons, religious reasons, or simply because they don’t enjoy the taste or effects of alcohol. There’s no need to assume a wild past just because I abstain from drinking in the present.
7. “Are you pregnant?”
This is a personal question that should never be asked, especially in a casual setting. It’s invasive, presumptuous, and can be hurtful. There are plenty of reasons why someone might not be drinking, and pregnancy is just one of them.
8. “You’re such a goody-two-shoes.”
Being a non-drinker doesn’t automatically make me a goody-two-shoes. I might have a rebellious streak, a mischievous side, or a hidden talent for karaoke. I just choose to express those aspects of myself without the influence of alcohol.
9. “Don’t you even miss it a little?”
Honestly, not really. Just like you probably don’t miss that questionable haircut you had in high school, I don’t miss the hangovers, the regrettable decisions, or the feeling of being out of control. I’ve moved on to bigger and better things.
10. “You’re no fun at parties.”
I beg to differ. I can be the life of the party without a drop of alcohol. I can dance like nobody’s watching, tell hilarious jokes, and even engage in deep, meaningful conversations. It’s all about attitude and energy, not the contents of your cup.
11. “But what if you’re celebrating something?”
Celebrations don’t have to revolve around alcohol. I can toast to a special occasion with sparkling cider, raise a glass of kombucha to a new job, or even indulge in a decadent non-alcoholic cocktail. There are plenty of ways to mark a milestone without compromising my sobriety.
12. “Don’t you get tired of explaining yourself?”
Source: Unsplash Yes, it can be exhausting to constantly explain my choices to people who don’t understand or respect them. But I also see it as an opportunity to educate and challenge societal norms. Maybe by sharing my experiences, I can inspire other people to question their own relationship with alcohol.
13. “You’ll change your mind someday.”
Source: Unsplash Maybe I will, maybe I won’t. But right now, I’m happy and healthy with my choice to abstain from alcohol. I’m not judging anyone else’s choices, so please don’t judge mine. Let’s respect each other’s differences and focus on building genuine connections.
